Enough, shipping today, will do the rest either tomorrow or some time else :)
Enough, shipping today, will do the rest either tomorrow or some time else :)
Hi Elli, you have a gorgeous smile!
We ship you with happy-go-lucky chap Liam.
Its 10pm and you are staying the night round Liam’s. The night consists of snuggling up together and getting very close. Liam kisses you on the head, your heart is pumping when suddenly you let out a massive fart! You apologise, Liam is appalled but accepts your apology anyway. He says softly ‘Now darling whatever you ate your tummy doesn’t agree with, BECAUSE MY GOD GIRL THAT STINKS!’ He runs for miles and you never see him again :’(
You are beautiful!
We ship you with Louis.
You are off to the zoo! Whilst looking at the monkeys one generously offers Louis some poo to the face, you burst out laughing accepting Louis sense of humour! Louis is so embarrassed that he storms off, uh oh! Never fear on his way home in the car whilst singing along to The Fray he realises he can never be angry at you forever, so takes a turning into McDonalds and then straight to your house to apologise!
Hey Michelle!
We ship you with the charming Mr Styles!
You lucky thang! Harry decides to take you strawberry picking. Whilst looking for strawberries Harry sees a goose walking along, he quickly brings you close and tells you not to get too close, he quotes ‘Geese are waterfowl belonging to the tribe Anserini of the family Anatidae. This tribe comprises the genera Anser (the grey geese), Branta (the black geese) and Chen (the white geese). A number of other birds, mostly related to the shelducks, have “goose” as part of their name. More distantly related members of the Anatidae family are swans, most of which are larger than true geese, and ducks, which are smaller. The word goose is a direct descendant of Proto-Indo-European root, *ghans-. In Germanic languages, the root gave Old English gōs with the plural gēsand gandra (becoming Modern English goose, geese, and gander, respectively), New High German Gans, Gänse, and Ganter, and Old Norse gās.’ Who knew Harry was so smart!?
You are gorgeous!
We ship you with Lou
It’s your two year anniversary and Louis decides to take you to Chessington World of Adventures! How romantic! Whilst you are on a ride a kid in front of you doesn’t take being on the ride too easily, especially as he had just eaten 5 hotdogs (greedy shit). Just as you come round the corner the kid pukes, landing directly in your face! You turn to Louis disgusted! Louis is in hysterics and wipes the puke out of your eyes, he quotes ‘baby in my eyes you still look beautiful!’ N’awwwwwwww!
hello there
we ship you with moley liam payne!
unfortunately, liam payne is in love with niall horan
but liam did buy you a hot dog once
how sweet!
hello hi there im sam!
we ship you with the sexual beast harry styles LMAO
okay so as you can see harry is a big fan of public transport so when he see’s you trapped in the luggage section above the seats he falls in love immediately. he throws his hat on the floor in a rage and pulls you out from the thin space. you’re so happy that he’s saved you that you faint. liam tries to drag you away into the toilets but harry is so strong he keeps you in his arms and you ride off in the sunset after getting off at the next stop
You have lovely hair!
We ship you with Niall
You and your boyfriend Niall decided to go for a romantic stroll in the park, when suddenly a swarm of pigeons come swooping towards Niall! You make the heroic decision to save Niall and dive infront of him sreaming ‘nooooo!’ But in the act of saving Niall a pigeon poos straight into your mouth! As soon as Niall realises what has happened he decides to remove the poo with his tongue from you mouth, for saving his life, you lucky girl! x
You have amazing eyes!
We ship you with dark horse Zayn Malik
Zayn decides that as it’s your first date he wants to make a huge impression so he decides to take you to the city of love, Paris! Whilst your on your date you both decide to visit the Eiffel Tower, but as your waiting in the que Zayn begins to get a crowed of girls coming up to him, so he starts waving his arms around to get them away when he accidentally hits you in the face! As soon as he relises what he’s done he screams at all the other girls to leave, as you are the only girl for him. Never fear, you soon gain consciousness and go onto have a little ‘Zayn Jr’.
vas happenin kenzie
we ship you with the big bad louis tomlinson!
you’re trapped in a tower and louis can smell your beautiful scent from the bin he lives in so he jumps out and chases the smell until he finds you. using all his chino’s he makes a rope ladder and throws it up to your window for you to climb down. unfortunately, you fall and brake your spine. but louis kisses it better and magically it’s fixed although you do have one spinal chord that will always be slightly out of place
oh and louis smells a bit like a bin